It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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