You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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