Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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