Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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