Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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