i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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