ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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