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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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