Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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