My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have aggressive nipples.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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