just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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