I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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