i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
