How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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