Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
wow bdsm is so cute
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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