does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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