So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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