i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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