i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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