there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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