please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So. Much. Porn.
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