so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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