I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just high enough for therapy.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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