why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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