just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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