we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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