Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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