just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize