How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You pole danced in your parka.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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