Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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