She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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