Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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