their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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