I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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