how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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