Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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