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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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