Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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