No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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