did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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