i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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