my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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