sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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