is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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