can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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