In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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