Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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