just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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