Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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