what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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