I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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