look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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