She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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