yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
There's even glitter on my cock...
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