so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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